South Park Finale Unleashes a Wicked Twist for Donald Trump and Satan’s Spawn

South Park wraps Season 28 by tying off its Trump arc with a pitch-black Christmas bow. The finale, 'The Crap Out,' builds to a hospital showdown over Satan and his unborn kid... and then swerves into something even darker. Yes, even for this show.

How we get to a satanic delivery room on Christmas

• Stan is living in his grandfather's retirement home because his family lost their house. Desperate, he turns to the Woodland Creatures, who claim they can deliver the Christmas miracle he's begging for.
• Meanwhile, Satan is decking out a White House nursery for a holiday arrival, not realizing Trump has ditched Washington and headed to South Park.
• Towelie tips Satan off that Trump and JD Vance plan to stop the birth, so Satan goes after them.
• Trump and Vance believe only Peter Thiel can prevent Satan's child from being born. One problem: Thiel is in jail. Solution: jailbreak.
• Jesus actually helps Trump with the breakout (yep), until Stan talks him into switching sides before the final standoff.

The hospital twist

Everyone converges at the hospital for the big clash over the unborn Antichrist. Before anything can explode, a doctor brings in the ultrasound footage and drops the most South Park ending possible.

'There are a couple of minutes missing from the ultrasound, but it's definitely a suicide.'

Trump throws an actual celebration over the baby's death. Satan, gutted, walks out of the White House.

The aftermath (and the Christmas miracle)

Amid the chaos, Stan finally gets what he asked for: Jesus helps secure a new home for his family, just in time for Christmas. It's a tidy wrap on a very messy arc, complete with a jail break, a White House nursery, and a 'did that really just happen' ultrasound reveal. South Park, still not afraid to go where no one asked it to go.