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Zodiac Signs as Schitt's Creek Residents: Who Are You in the Town?

Zodiac Signs as Schitt's Creek Residents: Who Are You in the Town?
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Are you a bold Moira or a steadfast Johnny?

Find out which Rose family member or town folk you resonate with based on when you were born.

Aries (March 21 – April 19) – Alexis Rose

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Aries, your fiery spirit finds its match in the vivacious and ever so daring Alexis Rose. Just like you, Alexis doesn't just walk into a room; she makes an entrance. Her adventurous spirit, complete with a past full of wild escapades, is pure Aries energy. You're both determined, not afraid to take risks, and have a penchant for saying "Ew, David!" in the most stressful situations. She's the embodiment of your passionate, lively nature, and let's be honest, you both have a similar record of stirring things up, then charming your way out, right?

Taurus (April 20 – May 20) – Johnny Rose

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Taurus, steady and true, your zodiac buddy is none other than the Rose family patriarch, Johnny. Dependable? Check. Persistent? Absolutely. Enjoys the finer things in life even when bunking in a motel? You bet. Like you, Johnny Rose has a taste for luxury and a knack for business. He's the rock in the chaos, a true Taurus trait. His relentless effort to rebuild his life brick by brick in Schitt's Creek mirrors your own determination to see things through, no matter how challenging they get.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20) – Stevie Budd

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Geminis, your kindred connection is with the quick-witted and adaptable Stevie Budd. She's as multifaceted as you are, with a sharp tongue and a dry sense of humor that screams Gemini. Stevie's dual nature is in total sync with your own; she can be both the deadpan motel clerk and the dazzling Cabaret star. Just like you, she navigates through different worlds effortlessly, always keeping it cool and collected—unless she's on the receiving end of another one of David's rants, that is.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22) – Ted Mullens

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Cancers, your nurturing and sensitive side is perfectly mirrored in Schitt's Creek's beloved vet, Ted Mullens. Like Ted, you care deeply for those around you, often putting their needs before your own. He's the teddy bear of the show, always ready with a comforting word and a supportive smile, just like you are with your loved ones. And who else could listen to Alexis's tales with such patience if not a caring Cancer? Your emotional intelligence and Ted's gentle demeanor are a match made in the stars.

Leo (July 23 – August 22) – Moira Rose

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Leos, your Schitt's Creek soulmate is the incomparable Moira Rose. Who else but Moira could match your dramatic flair, your unshakeable self-assurance, and your natural-born leadership? Like you, Moira craves the spotlight and commands every scene with her unique vocabulary and extravagant fashion sense. Her confidence and sometimes over-the-top nature are the essence of a Leo, and let's face it, you both know how to turn even the most mundane situation into a one-person show.

Virgo (August 23 – September 22) – Patrick Brewer

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Virgos, analytical and kind, your star-aligned character is the thoughtful and reliable Patrick Brewer. Much like you, Patrick is the voice of reason, always there to offer a helping hand or a meticulously organized spreadsheet. His attention to detail and willingness to support David through thick and thin resonates with your own qualities of kindness and service. Patrick's analytical mind and calm approach to life's hiccups are very much in line with the Virgo way of thinking.

Libra (September 23 – October 22) – Twyla Sands

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Libra, your balanced and social spirit is mirrored in the ever-gracious Twyla Sands. Always seeking harmony, Twyla's kind demeanor and ability to listen resonate with your diplomatic nature. As a Libra, you're about balance and fairness, and Twyla is the one person in Schitt's Creek who seems to maintain equilibrium, no matter the chaos around her. Her ability to keep the peace and offer sage, unbiased advice over a cup of café mocha makes her a perfect match for you.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) – David Rose

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Scorpio, intense and passionate, your Schitt's Creek counterpart has to be the one and only David Rose. With a mysterious charm and a love for the dramatic, David embodies the depth and passion of your sign. His emotional intensity and loyalty are Scorpio traits through and through. Plus, his sharp one-liners and no-nonsense attitude mirror your own ability to cut through the superficial. David's strong will and secretive nature are as Scorpio as it gets, and let's not forget, you both share an appreciation for the finer, and sometimes more eccentric, things in life.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21) – Roland Schitt

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Sagittarius, with your blunt humor and love of freedom, Roland Schitt is your Schitt's Creek alter-ego. His foot-in-mouth moments and adventurous (often questionable) exploits echo your own candid and free-spirited nature. Roland may not be the mayor you asked for, but he's the mayor a Sagittarius deserves. He's outlandish, he's humorous, and he's always ready for a good time or a bizarre adventure, much like your sign encourages you to be.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19) – Ray Butani

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Capricorns, you are the embodiment of hard work and ambition, just like the industrious Ray Butani. His practical approach to life and his multiple business ventures, from real estate to photography, reflect your own multifaceted approach to your career and goals. Ray's perseverance and dedication to his work mirror the Capricorn tenacity, and his ability to wear multiple hats (quite literally) aligns with your adeptness at juggling different roles and responsibilities in pursuit of your ambitions.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18) – Bob Currie

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In the innovative and quirky spirit of Aquarius, Bob Currie wheels into view. Bob's unique approach to life, and his tendency to go against the grain are so Aquarian. You value independence and intellectual connections, and Bob, with his out-of-the-box garage business and friendly demeanor, often surprises the town with his peculiar yet endearing traits. Bob, in his eccentric ways, embodies the Aquarian essence: a friendly, unconventional soul who follows his own path.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20) – Jocelyn Schitt

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Pisces, your artistic and empathetic sides find their kindred spirit in Jocelyn Schitt. She's the artistic soul of Schitt's Creek, whose dreamy outlook and empathetic nature echo the essence of Pisces. Jocelyn's dedication to her family, and her sometimes whimsical approach to the town's events reflect your adaptable and imaginative qualities. Her inclination toward nurturing those around her, often putting others' needs before her own, mirrors the selfless nature of a true Pisces.