Evelyn’s Uterine Didelphys Reveal Stopped Howard Stern’s Show Cold

Howard Stern ran a segment in 2022 that only his show could turn from a dumb guessing game into full-body secondhand embarrassment. It was called 'What's My Sexy Secret,' where the hosts connect with random people and try to guess their secret through yes-or-no questions. An Australian caller named Evelyn dialed in, and what started as an overlong bit quickly turned into one of those Stern moments you kind of can't believe you just heard.

The setup: Ronnie vs. a medical curveball

The game put Ronnie 'the Limo Driver' Mund in the hot seat to play detective. Stern hyped him up as the guy with the instincts for this kind of thing, which only made what followed funnier and more awkward. Ronnie clocked Evelyn's tattoos, led with 'were you born a woman?' (she was, and that wasn't the secret), then decided the mystery had to be below the belt. From there, he swung and missed on everything: testicles, tattoos, squirting, piercings, the G-spot. It turned into a loop. Stern even joked about a 'seven-hour time limit' and asked Evelyn if she could sit there all week.

It was getting tedious, and honestly a little cringe. Ronnie kept insisting he was close but couldn't 'put my finger on' it and that it 'gotta be something weird.' Then Robin Quivers stepped in and ended the hunt in about a minute.

Robin solves it in three questions

Robin cut straight to anatomy 101 and asked if Evelyn's vagina was anatomically like every other woman's. That shook something loose. Then she went right for it.

'Do you have more than one vagina?'

Evelyn: yes. Robin: she knew within three questions. Stern announced it plainly: Evelyn has two vaginas. Ronnie's jaw hit the floor. His reaction was basically 'How the f--k does that happen?!' followed by admitting the loss to Robin: he got into the right area, but he couldn't close.

The actual condition, explained (so this makes sense)

Evelyn wasn't calling with a party trick. She has uterine didelphys, a rare congenital condition that affects about 1 in 2,000 women and often goes undiagnosed. She found out at 20. In her case, she has a left and a right vagina, plus two periods that can hit at the same time.

• What it is: a person is born with two uteruses (aka a double uterus), each with its own fallopian tube and ovary
• How it differs: the uterine cavities are narrower than a typical uterus
• Potential issues: it can mean more painful menstruation and complications during pregnancy

Per Evelyn, sex-wise she can feel pleasure in both at once. She said she orgasms more easily on the right side, but it depends on the guy's size and shape and the position. She literally has to judge the situation and pick a side.

Yes, it got even more awkward

Ronnie reacted to that with peak Ronnie energy, calling it 'f---ing awesome' and tossing out a crude 'one's out for an oil change, the other still works' line. Stern, with the perfect jab, said Ronnie was acting like a caveman who just discovered fire and was downright giddy. Not inaccurate.

Is it weird? Extremely. Also very Stern Show. The bit started as a messy game, detoured through uncomfortable territory, and landed on a legit medical rarity with the kind of overshare only that show can wring out of a caller.

If you want to revisit it, The Howard Stern Show streams in the US with a SiriusXM subscription.