Conquer the Fisch Glorp Quest: Every Objective and Reward Revealed

Fisch just added an alien. His name is Glorp, he crash-landed a UFO at Roslit Bay, and he kicks off a two-part quest that ends with a flying saucer and a seriously good fishing rod. Yes, you can literally beam up other players. But first: translation problems.

Part 1: Make sense of the alien (Confusing Creature)

Find Glorp at Roslit Bay, right by the downed UFO. He starts talking in, well, alien. You can even try to prompt him with:

"English please"

No luck. That awkward exchange starts the Confusing Creature quest and points you to Dr. Crookspine, who is holed up on the oil rig north of Roslit Bay. Head up to the lab at the top and talk to him.

Crookspine’s first ask: bring him a fish with a Gleebous mutation. To do that, go back to Roslit Bay and turn on your Fish Radar. The game will highlight the stretch of water where Gleebous fish show up. Fish there until you snag one with the Gleebous mutation, then return to Crookspine.

Once he sees the mutated fish, he’s convinced Glorp is the real deal and agrees to build you a Translator. He needs three parts, all fishable items with very specific spawn rules:

• Device Display: Open ocean only, with a -20 or -40 progression speed (yes, that specific).
• Translator Core: From the Gleebous abundance area in Roslit Bay.
• Communication Circuit: From the waters around Sunstone Island.

Hand over those materials and Crookspine crafts the Translator. That wraps Confusing Creature and finally lets you talk to Glorp properly back at Roslit Bay.

Part 2: Bond with the alien (Glorp Bonding)

Translator in hand, speak to Glorp again to trigger the Glorp Bonding quest, the second and final leg. The job is simple on paper: catch 15 Gleebous fish. Head to the Gleebous abundance spot near Roslit Bay and start reeling them in.

Here’s the catch (pun intended): the Gleebous mutation itself only shows up about 5% of the time. For this quest, you need 15 Gleebous fish overall, but that low mutation rate is why the earlier step was a pain and why these fish are valuable. Be patient, fill the quota, hand them over to Glorp, and you’re done.

Rewards: worth it

Finishing Glorp’s questline gets you two toys:

The Blade of Glorp fishing rod: it bumps your chance to catch a fish with the Gleebous mutation to 23%. Mutated fish sell for 8x their normal price, which is how you stop worrying about money and start buying everything that isn’t nailed down.

Glorp’s Saucer: a fast, flyable vehicle with a beam underneath that lets you abduct other players on the server. It’s ridiculous in the best way, and yes, it’s as fun as it sounds.

If you like weird side quests that pay off in shiny gear and mild chaos, Glorp delivers.